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Fringe Benefits
05:08
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Dandelion soup
The order of the day
You blew too hard
And then you flew away
In my tits
You always are
Laughing at a birthday card
I'm sick and tired of being annoyed
I just got fired, I was self employed
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3. |
An Empty Breadbin
04:44
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There you lay
Inside a skip
You caught AIDS
From fish and chips
Gave all your money
To a whore
You’d be shit
On robot wars
Your one ambition
Is to travel
Your best friend
Is Jimmy Saville
You pick your nails
On a daily basis
All signs point to
"You’re a racist"
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Eating rolos on the bus
'cause chocolate bars are too much fuss
Left your baby on the plane
Light your candles with a flame
Eating dinner in the rain
He swore he never would again
Yet again the next meal comes
Looks like chicken, tastes like plums
Eating rolos on the bus
'cause chocolate bars are too much fuss
Left your baby on the plane
Light your candles with a flame
Slapping your child in a shopping trolley
Throwing a tantrum 'cause you can’t find Wally
Chopping vegetables in your class
Using stabilisers in a room made of glass
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Trapped in Poundland
03:30
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Wearing a jumper
"10" written on the back
You claim that every single song
Is your favourite track
TRAPPED
IN
POUND
LAND
Telling people all about
Your "shopping mall" dreams
But you have no idea
What the fuck it means
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Honda Civic
04:27
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You think you're really cool
Writing lyrics in your class
You must think you're still at school
Writing lyrics in your class
Broken overhead projectors are my favourite thing
But right now I have some lyrics that I want to sing
Yes! Mr. Rippey, I love the nitrogen cycle
But right now I am writing lyrics for some band I'm in
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Manbeard you strutt your stuff
Drinking beer and looking tough
Can't see through the wine
Drinking whiskey all the time
Gazing through the telescope
Not quite rich but not quite broke
I saw you once on game of thrones
Just another shitty clone
I saw spill gin in your beard
You wiped it off then disappeared
Gazing through the telescope
Not quite rich but not quite broke
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Worship Cliff Richard
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