1. |
Buying In Bulk
01:00
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Manbeard's back, he's drinkin' shandy,
Better watch out, he's feelin'randy.
Since eighteen, addicted to Baileys
He's drunk again and smokin' bay leaves
Becks and Sprite on the rocks
Always forgets to change the clocks
Mixing Pepsi with his Coke
Staying up for Hollyoaks
Not the one for making jokes,
Sipping vodka as he tokes
Loves lemonade but hates the beer
A shitty drinker is Manbeard
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2. |
Tell You What
01:08
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Burning his eggs, without a notion,
Accidentally gulping down suntan lotion
Too hungover on the train
He swears he'll never drink again
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All our times have come
Here, but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
(We can be like they are)
Come on baby
(Don't fear the reaper)
Baby take my hand
(Don't fear the reaper)
We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the reaper)
Baby I'm your man
La, la la, la la La, la la, la la
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4. |
Betrayal Of The Cossacks
00:42
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La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
HEY
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
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5. |
Numb (Linkin Park Cover)
03:08
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I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Can't you see that you're smothering me,
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you.
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you.
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take.
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you.
And I know
I may end up failing too.
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you.
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
Become so tired, so much more aware.
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you.
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.
(I'm tired of being what you want me to be)
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.
(I'm tired of being what you want me to be)
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6. |
Pelican Crossing
00:44
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He's eating crisps
Out in the rain
They're getting wet
He wont complain
He eats them soggy
Dipped in wine
He's shitfaced at
The pantomine
Out and about, exposed to the world,
His cat in his hand, he strolls as it purrs.
Wearing trousers in the shower
His shift begins in half an hour
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7. |
License To Drive
01:15
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Manbeard's got a sporty car
He hasn't driven very far
He learnt to drive at 43
By watching cooking dvds
Manbeard spunks on his kitchen floor,
As quick as a flash, then he's out the door,
No detergent, no atomic bomb,
Could get this smear out of his home.
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8. |
Manbeard (Demo)
01:40
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Spliff Witchard Belfast, UK
Hail Conan
Worship Cliff Richard
For live booking contact excellentmusicrecords@gmail.com
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