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Keybomb Surgery
01:27
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Buying all the ice cream,
Watching children cry
This is my favourite pasttime
Along with watching people die
I have too much paper,
But I won't give you any
This is my favourite pasttime
I think I'll call you "Penny"
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My House My Rules
01:42
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Telling bitches to order him drinks
Manbeard's attitude really stinks
Sitting down, so he can fuck off
He doesn't care, he has Vladikoff
Spending his night at the tupperware store,
Handing in his notice, he knows the score
Initiating conversation, hoping to get laid,
Too much for a hooker until he gets paid
Speeding down the highway,
At 30mph
Hitting cyclists all the way,
To the Eiffel Tower
Cats
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Wagemaker
02:51
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Eating biscuits so you'll never catch a cold
Never sharing mail, even though you have been told
Claiming to be older than the oldest man on earth,
Eating chicken wings in front of people giving birth
Driving a bike, so you can be a cyclist
Can't drive a car (you couldn't pass the test)
Your seat smells shitty and you think you're good at sport
Catching a ferry (you must love transport)
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Eating dildos,
Smashing plates.
Fuck right off
I'm on a date
Shitting husbands,
Brushing brooms.
Having sex
With your bathroom
Picking your nails,
With a hockey stick
You call your son
Frederick
Eating pizza
Playing cards
Kicking ducks
You're a retard
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She walk my way to fee
And I grut my teeth
It's more like hundred milo
And I know more me
But you can make my teeth growl
You can make my underwell
It's a big dark world now
It's a big dark Hell
Los sitar watch out for your tails
Like of course a timely man
Like a hog dance
Like a pig dare
Mind warp deceptor wan
I ain't got no mouthfull
I ain't got no tail
Like a hotel
Like a piston
Like a well old man a wan
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6. |
Rollin
00:55
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Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (What?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Come on!)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Yeah!)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Ugh!)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (What?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Come on!)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Yeah!)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Ugh!)
Hey ladies!
(Where you at?)
Hey fellas!
(Where you at?)
And the people that don't give a FUCK!
All the lovers!
(Where you at?)
All the haters!
(Where you at?)
And all the people that call themselves playas!
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7. |
Turning Up The Toaster
01:04
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You think you're so important
Writing lyrics in a restaurant
People must admire you
Writing lyrics in a restaurant
You're a secret shopper
Writing lyrics in a restaurant
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Manbeard you strutt your stuff
Drinking beer and looking tough
Can't see through the wine
Drinking whiskey all the time
Gazing through the telescope
Not quite rich but not quite broke
I saw you once on game of thrones
Just another shitty clone
I saw spill gin in your beard
You wiped it off then disappeared
Gazing through the telescope
Not quite rich but not quite broke
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9. |
On The Hour Every Hour
02:41
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How can you scream when you don't even know the words?
People who scream at the sign of the early bird.
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Spliff Witchard Belfast, UK
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Worship Cliff Richard
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