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Another Icing On The Cake

by Spliff Witchard

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1.
Buying all the ice cream, Watching children cry This is my favourite pasttime Along with watching people die I have too much paper, But I won't give you any This is my favourite pasttime I think I'll call you "Penny"
2.
Telling bitches to order him drinks Manbeard's attitude really stinks Sitting down, so he can fuck off He doesn't care, he has Vladikoff Spending his night at the tupperware store, Handing in his notice, he knows the score Initiating conversation, hoping to get laid, Too much for a hooker until he gets paid Speeding down the highway, At 30mph Hitting cyclists all the way, To the Eiffel Tower Cats
3.
Wagemaker 02:51
Eating biscuits so you'll never catch a cold Never sharing mail, even though you have been told Claiming to be older than the oldest man on earth, Eating chicken wings in front of people giving birth Driving a bike, so you can be a cyclist Can't drive a car (you couldn't pass the test) Your seat smells shitty and you think you're good at sport Catching a ferry (you must love transport)
4.
Eating dildos, Smashing plates. Fuck right off I'm on a date Shitting husbands, Brushing brooms. Having sex With your bathroom Picking your nails, With a hockey stick You call your son Frederick Eating pizza Playing cards Kicking ducks You're a retard
5.
She walk my way to fee And I grut my teeth It's more like hundred milo And I know more me But you can make my teeth growl You can make my underwell It's a big dark world now It's a big dark Hell Los sitar watch out for your tails Like of course a timely man Like a hog dance Like a pig dare Mind warp deceptor wan I ain't got no mouthfull I ain't got no tail Like a hotel Like a piston Like a well old man a wan
6.
Rollin 00:55
Move in now move out Hands up now hands down Back up back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in now breath out Hands up now hands down Back up back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (What?) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Come on!) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Yeah!) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Ugh!) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (What?) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Come on!) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Yeah!) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (Ugh!) Hey ladies! (Where you at?) Hey fellas! (Where you at?) And the people that don't give a FUCK! All the lovers! (Where you at?) All the haters! (Where you at?) And all the people that call themselves playas!
7.
You think you're so important Writing lyrics in a restaurant People must admire you Writing lyrics in a restaurant You're a secret shopper Writing lyrics in a restaurant
8.
Manbeard you strutt your stuff Drinking beer and looking tough Can't see through the wine Drinking whiskey all the time Gazing through the telescope Not quite rich but not quite broke I saw you once on game of thrones Just another shitty clone I saw spill gin in your beard You wiped it off then disappeared Gazing through the telescope Not quite rich but not quite broke
9.
How can you scream when you don't even know the words? People who scream at the sign of the early bird.

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released June 26, 2013

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