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Call Of Duty

by Spliff Witchard

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Counting you sheep Smacking your wife Never shaved your beard You're shit at life You want to grow a cactus But you don't have the seeds You claim it just takes practice Using anal beads You use trains to look out windows You only get off at Cullybackey You probably live in a shoebox
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Shortbread bistro and smudgy bastards, Electro ducks in ruderal caskets Robert de Niro in a packet of crisps, You think the moon is made of sticks Armadillo beanbags, buying all the Cookies Jumping off a straight path as you swell Up with plastic Nacho cosplay chipping, ornamental faggotry Pinata beating mexican, who doesnt shut the fuck up
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You bought your haircut from B&Q You probably built your wife there too Half scottish Half Dutch Still wont Shut the fuck up Eating your sandwiches in the pavilion Just happy to be out of the house I hope it rains And you're stuck there for ages
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Weed Brokers 02:55
I love you baby, I wanna make you cry But I don't want to tell you today, Because then I can't tell you tommorow (You think it hurts? (You're trying to hurt me)) Been waiting so damn long To sing you this song It's like you're always there (Glimpses of your shadows) Getting combo fucked by a 3 pronged spear (Taking my breath away, you walk away)
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When our time is up When our lives are done Will we say we've had our fun? Will we make a mark this time? Will we always say we tried? Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. This is all we got now Everybody scream your heart out. All the love I've met I have no regrets If it all ends now, I'm set Will we make a mark this time? Will we always say we tried? Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. This is all we got now Everybody scream your heart out. [x2] Standing on the rooftops (Wait until the bombs drop) This is all we got now (Scream until your heart stops) Never gonna regret (Watching every sunset) We'll listen to your heartbeat (All the love that we found) Scream your heart out [x3] Scream your Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out. This is all we got now Everybody scream your
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Mr Dawson 03:01
Prancing around like a ten pence peice Smiles in your pockets for everyone Using up everyone else's batteries in your shower radio You're a flight attendant without a plane When you're slamming down the toilet seat You probably didn't even know it was there (I know I didn't) Buying glowsticks for conference meetings, Treating people like your trouser presses Always looking to expel hairy people, By forcing them to wear charity shop dresses
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released January 27, 2013

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