1. |
Greengrocer's Nightmare
03:00
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Counting you sheep
Smacking your wife
Never shaved your beard
You're shit at life
You want to grow a cactus
But you don't have the seeds
You claim it just takes practice
Using anal beads
You use trains to look out windows
You only get off at Cullybackey
You probably live in a shoebox
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2. |
I Am The Liquor
02:12
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Shortbread bistro and smudgy bastards,
Electro ducks in ruderal caskets
Robert de Niro in a packet of crisps,
You think the moon is made of sticks
Armadillo beanbags, buying all the
Cookies
Jumping off a straight path as you swell
Up with plastic
Nacho cosplay chipping, ornamental faggotry
Pinata beating mexican, who doesnt shut the fuck up
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3. |
Varnishing The Biscuits
02:20
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You bought your haircut from B&Q
You probably built your wife there too
Half scottish
Half Dutch
Still wont
Shut the fuck up
Eating your sandwiches in the pavilion
Just happy to be out of the house
I hope it rains
And you're stuck there for ages
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4. |
Weed Brokers
02:55
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I love you baby,
I wanna make you cry
But I don't want to tell you today,
Because then I can't tell you tommorow
(You think it hurts? (You're trying to hurt me))
Been waiting so damn long
To sing you this song
It's like you're always there
(Glimpses of your shadows)
Getting combo fucked by a 3 pronged spear
(Taking my breath away, you walk away)
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5. |
Golfing With Meatballs
03:36
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6. |
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When our time is up
When our lives are done
Will we say we've had our fun?
Will we make a mark this time?
Will we always say we tried?
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out.
All the love I've met
I have no regrets
If it all ends now, I'm set
Will we make a mark this time?
Will we always say we tried?
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out.
[x2]
Standing on the rooftops
(Wait until the bombs drop)
This is all we got now
(Scream until your heart stops)
Never gonna regret
(Watching every sunset)
We'll listen to your heartbeat
(All the love that we found)
Scream your heart out [x3]
Scream your
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out.
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your
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7. |
Mr Dawson
03:01
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Prancing around like a ten pence peice
Smiles in your pockets for everyone
Using up everyone else's batteries in your shower radio
You're a flight attendant without a plane
When you're slamming down the toilet seat
You probably didn't even know it was there
(I know I didn't)
Buying glowsticks for conference meetings,
Treating people like your trouser presses
Always looking to expel hairy people,
By forcing them to wear charity shop dresses
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9. |
Calendar Hands
02:24
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Spliff Witchard Belfast, UK
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