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10 years of therapy
And you still walk like a retard
You've got eyes like diamonds
And a face like a hammer
Face like a tree trunk
Arms like Hitler
Stepping in dog shit
For shits and giggles
Watching reruns of friends all the time
But still haven't seen season 3
Shoving gold bars in your face
A pinnacle of the human race
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You bought salt in a bus station
You wolfed it down
You thought it would be nice
It tasted it like shit
But you're a dumb fuck
Because you bought it twice
Your mother works for rolex
And she makes you eat watches
You call yourself a father
But you don't even have children
How can you be a lifeguard
When you can't even swim?
You claim that you are magic,
But you don't even own a rabbit
You think your life is really tragic
But really, your face just looks like a thumb
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My Deep Fried Ángel
02:27
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Teeth like a breadbin
In the middle of July
Close your fucking mouth
When you're talking to me
It's not that I hate you
I'ts just that you look like a chest of drawers
Drinking sukie on the train
forgot to wear your nose again
shitty haircuts by the dozen
you married kevin because you love him
Abducted by no one when you were 7
But you think you were because you're insane
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20th Century Fox
00:23
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Ruth Madoc
02:45
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I told you i would meet you in china town
But you had tummy ache off dental floss
Filling your head with helium,
You took off and your teeth turned to moss
You racist cunt, you couldn't just stay,
Floating about like a retard on coffee
You burst over chris tarrantland,
You cant get away because the grounds made of toffee.
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Toy Story
02:16
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You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got troubles, well I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We stick together and we see it through
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
Some other folks might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger too
Maybe
But none of them will ever love you the way I do
It's me and you
And as the years go by
Boys, our friendship will never die
You're gonna see
It's our destiny
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
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Spliff Witchard Belfast, UK
Hail Conan
Worship Cliff Richard
For live booking contact excellentmusicrecords@gmail.com
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