Next Stop​.​.​. Never

by Spliff Witchard

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Dandelion soup The order of the day You blew too hard And then you flew away In my tits You always are Laughing at a birthday card I'm sick and tired of being annoyed I just got fired, I was self employed
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There you lay Inside a skip You caught AIDS From fish and chips Gave all your money To a whore You’d be shit On robot wars Your one ambition Is to travel Your best friend Is Jimmy Saville You pick your nails On a daily basis All signs point to "You’re a racist"
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Eating rolos on the bus 'cause chocolate bars are too much fuss Left your baby on the plane Light your candles with a flame Eating dinner in the rain He swore he never would again Yet again the next meal comes Looks like chicken, tastes like plums Eating rolos on the bus 'cause chocolate bars are too much fuss Left your baby on the plane Light your candles with a flame Slapping your child in a shopping trolley Throwing a tantrum 'cause you can’t find Wally Chopping vegetables in your class Using stabilisers in a room made of glass
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Wearing a jumper "10" written on the back You claim that every single song Is your favourite track TRAPPED IN POUND LAND Telling people all about Your "shopping mall" dreams But you have no idea What the fuck it means
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You think you're really cool Writing lyrics in your class You must think you're still at school Writing lyrics in your class Broken overhead projectors are my favourite thing But right now I have some lyrics that I want to sing Yes! Mr. Rippey, I love the nitrogen cycle But right now I am writing lyrics for some band I'm in
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Manbeard you strutt your stuff Drinking beer and looking tough Can't see through the wine Drinking whiskey all the time Gazing through the telescope Not quite rich but not quite broke I saw you once on game of thrones Just another shitty clone I saw spill gin in your beard You wiped it off then disappeared Gazing through the telescope Not quite rich but not quite broke

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released May 6, 2014

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