1. |
Breadjudice
06:51
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2. |
Pillowtits
02:00
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Marching into battle
Manbeard's ready, gin at his side
Up against a field full of cattle
Half a dozen soldiers have already died
Beef stew for dinner
Beef pie for dinner
Doesn't really matter
We are all sinners
Touring round the eiffel tower
But can't compare to the trifle tower
Manbeard joined MI6 on a boat made of sticks
Eating frogs with a thunderbird puppet
Got kicked out for trying to fuck it
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3. |
The Pot (Tool Cover)
00:33
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Who are you to wave your finger
You must be mad!
Got lemon juice up in your eye
When you pissed in my kettle
Don't shake your fat fingers at me
Don't shake your fat fingers at me
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Manbeard you strutt your stuff
Drinking beer and looking tough
Can't see through the wine
Drinking whiskey all the time
Gazing through the telescope
Not quite rich but not quite broke
I saw you once on game of thrones
Just another shitty clone
I saw spill gin in your beard
You wiped it off then disappeared
Gazing through the telescope
Not quite rich but not quite broke
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5. |
War Gin
06:54
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Blasting bottles caps in your face
Cooking dinner to win the race
Only eats food out of cans
A toblerone made out of sand
Always losing the rmote
In the pockets of his coat
Can play Oasis on the guitar
Favourite shot is apple sourz
Got fired from work for being lazy
And putting fags out in the gravy
Good at cheating, shit at poker
There's semen in his super soaker
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6. |
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[1st Verse]
She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
[2nd Verse]
She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth
[Chorus]
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
[3rd Verse]
For Forty Days And Forty Nights
The Law was on her Side
But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand
Her Schemes And Plans
'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
Do think Twice
[4th Verse]
She Told My Baby We'd Danced 'Till Three
Then She Looked At Me
She Showed A Photo Of A Baby Crying
His Eyes Looked Like Mine
Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby
[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
She Came And Stood Right By Me
Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
This Happened Much Too Soon
She Called Me To Her Room
[Chorus]
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son
She Says I Am The One
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
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7. |
Calories To Burn
00:56
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Spliff Witchard Belfast, UK
Hail Conan
Worship Cliff Richard
For live booking contact excellentmusicrecords@gmail.com
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