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Blasting bottles caps in your face
Cooking dinner to win the race
Only eats food out of cans
A toblerone made out of sand

Always losing the rmote
In the pockets of his coat
Can play Oasis on the guitar
Favourite shot is apple sourz

Got fired from work for being lazy
And putting fags out in the gravy
Good at cheating, shit at poker
There's semen in his super soaker

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from Bargains Wait For No One, released January 6, 2013

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Spliff Witchard Belfast, UK

Hail Conan
Worship Cliff Richard

For live booking contact excellentmusicrecords@gmail.com

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